It is my pleasure to inform all my blog readers and lovers that your very own Nuts has been placed with India's Largest IT major INFOSYS. So now I have some important work other than boring you guys with my blog.
Someone just told me that your life is complete now as you now have a Job, a girl and u haven't yet finished your college. What more do you want from your life (After all it is always humans to want more.)
The process began in Kota with registration, a PPT (which many people confuse as power point presentation which actualy is a Pre Placement Talk), written exam and then an Interview. Once you are able to cope up with all these, you get though INFOSYS(Dont Mind the CAPS..)
I got through the written exam which had 2 parts:
1)Reasoning Test (Syllogism, Figures, data sufficiency, logical deductions)
2)English Proficiency Test (Sentence correction, 2 passages, Fill ups, Inference)
RS Agarwal's Verbal and Non-Verbal reasoning book would be enough for that (Although I didn't touched that). I solved Shakuntala Devi's Puzzle Book just to get a feel. Nothing else is needed. A study of 4-5 hours is sufficient.
The main part which needs to be cleared is your written exam. Interview is just a routine check-up like round. Though they do not select some people but maximum are selected. Interview is the most interesting part in any company's recruitment process (If you reach there). People with diverse backgrounds checking you on diverse topics (I am loving it.)
So here is the whole INFOSYS interview which I gave to a huge, tall, red turbaned and white bearded Sardar. I will call him Pappe. So lets begin the journey:
Nuts: May I come in Sir?
Pappe: Yes, my son..
Nuts:(Goes in and sits without asking and looks at him with a broad smile)Yes, Sir.
Pappe: Who told you to sit?
Nuts: (Laughing) Sor.. sooorrr... soooorrrryyyy sir...Hehe.
Pappe: (confused) Why are you laughing so much?
Nuts: This is what happens when you are selected for INFOSYS interview....hehe...
Pappe: Ohh!! (Laughs) Over excited fellow.
Nuts: Yes, sir.
Pappe: (Looking at my CV and form) Your father is in UCO Bank, brother in ICICI
bank and bhabhi in Suzlon, so why Infosys?
Nuts: Global vision sir. Entrepreneurial freedom is all what I want.
Pappe: Okay. Got you. U have so many GK awards. How do you keep yourself updated?
Nuts: Its very easy sir. I discuss everything with my father and brother. That
keeps me updated far better than internet and newspapers. Its a kind of
legacy passed on to me.
Pappe: (After deep thoughts) Richest NRI?
Nuts: (Got him) Mr. Laxmi Niwas MITTAL (emphasized the surname). The steel king.
Pappe: Some relations??
Nuts: (Ha! All HRs are same) No sir.
Pappe: U have traveled from Kota?
Nuts: No sir. From Ajmer.
Pappe: You are an electrical engineer.
Nuts: Going to be one in 6 months sir.
Papper: Differentiate between a motor and a pump?
Nuts: (Ringa Ringa roses, pocket full of..... going all around) A pump is a
motor's general name sir.
Pappe: Not convinced with your answer Mr. would be LN Mittal.
U can't fool an old Electrical Engineer.
(Asked about oil testing lab, transformer oil and blah blah blah)
Nuts: (What the Fuck! No more technical please) Well....
Pappe: How do you plan your studies?
Nuts: Actually I try to retain whatever is taught to me in the class. So I need no
planning. Time tables are already planned. And then you never know what will
happen to you the next moment (A white lie for sure..)
Pappe: Good man. So which was the last movie you saw and when?
Nuts: 3 Idiots Sir. Yesterday.
Pappe: (Astonished) Yesterday?? You were not preparing for this?
Nuts: I was all set for this sir. Just refreshed myself.
Pappe: What three things you learnt from it?
Nuts: 1) Pursue for excellence.
2) Spontaneity
3) Optimism (All is well)..
Pappe: Hmmmm.(Some GK quetions but remember that knowledge is never general..)
How do you get time for your extra activities? Do you write?
Nuts: (There you go! Caught ya) If you love to do something, then time comes out
naturally for that. I love writing. I blog and I have started writing my
own book of life.
Pappe: (Big sleepy eyes)And what will be its title?
Nuts: That you have to wait and watch sir. Buy a copy and make me rich.
Pappe: Any questions for me?
Nuts: Yes sir. (asked two questions to which he couldn't give satisfactory answers)
Pappe: Hope to see you in the future. BTW do you have a passport? Ready to settle
abroad?
Nuts: Yes sir I have a passport but I cant settle abroad (Swades WE THE PEOPLE..)
Pappe: (Sigh of relief) Thank you son.
Nuts: The pleasure was mine sir..
The results were declared after 2 grilling hours. When I heard my name, I couldn't control my emotions. I was so happy that I cried. I think this says a lot. Its obviously a feeling which can't be put to words. But yes, there is something called God for sure.
Just think of the smiling faces of your loved ones when you are appearing for any exams. This is what I did. Just think how happy will they be once you get selected. And then give it your best shot. No one can stop you in any field (Ha! I am good at philosophy also).
Just be cool and calm. Don't laugh like me at your mistakes. I was a lucky fellow that I got through. Thanks to Pappe. He created history(First student of college from first batch of electrical branch to get placed) by selecting me and so its NUTS @ INFOSYS..
Nuts....:)
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Pranky Project
I didn't expected 2010 to be so eventful in the very beginning. Submissions in college and life (love actually) went on simultaneously. Never thought that I would express my feelings in this way, but I did.
Searching for numbers in the Devil can be quite tiresome if you have nicknamed a person and you forget what nickname you gave. It tool me around 10 minutes and finally I my search came to an end at Jhandu.
Nuts: Wasss up Dude?
Jhandu: Bol be Mittal. Kya hua? (What happened?)
(I dont know who stole his enthu)
Nuts: What about our project? When do we have to submit it?
Jhandu: Tomorrow. I will be going to Chawla today(He meant tonight).
Nuts: (getting the signal) Okay. We'll submit it tomorrow. Be ready at 11.
This project of mine will be remembered as a milestone in history. It took around 15 days to finish up and what I found in the end was a permanent buzzing buzzer. Sometimes the project worked in a completely opposite sense. The buzzer buzzed whenever it ought not to. Putting all things in simple words I can say that our project went to a trip and got drunk. It acted the way it wanted while we were there to control it.
I am very much afraid of my HOD and I am kind of frightened whenever she's around. But as it is very rightly said that "Necessity is the mother of invention", I just thought of the prank I used to perform in the hostel.
I kept Jhandu out of it and we reached the college in style. We had the biggest looking project. Before the Doom's day meeting, I took the project to a nearby plug and switched it ON. And what the F! The lights went off in a bang. The wire shorting trick always works. It was my time now. We took it to the HOD and then what happened is history.
Nuts: Good morning mam! We are here with our project before the deadline.
HOD: Switch it on. Tell me how it works.
(She has never given a reply to my Wishes)
Nuts: (Plugs in the socket.) Oh! There is no power. What do we do now?
I have a class in 10 minutes.
HOD: (Devilish face)When will the light come?
Nuts: (Knowing that it takes 15 minutes to turn the Gen Set On.)
How would I know that mam? I think its the cut that was announced.
Can we just tell you how it works orally?
We have already demonstrated a major portion of it before.
HOD: (After a long pause) Okay. Tell me.
And then we finished explaining the project to her within that 15 minutes deadline.
She was convinced by the major talks by me and told me to get the Certificate signed tomorrow and bring the project again. But this time I was quite relaxed as I knew what to do to fool her. I went today and performed the same short circuit wiring and I think she got a clue today (Why the hell does light go off 5 minutes before you come to meet me?). But how would I know about it? She signed the certificates without much ado.
I didnt wanted to fool her(hehe) but conditions were like that. Its dangerous but doing engineering in Electrical helps a lot. There was some risk of getting caught if someone would have just pulled the MCB switch up. But I knew no one will think like that. So it was kinda risk which paid off and that too well. Remember people "No risks, No accompalishments."
So what are you waiting for. Go Engineers go. Make some pranky projects.
Nuts
Searching for numbers in the Devil can be quite tiresome if you have nicknamed a person and you forget what nickname you gave. It tool me around 10 minutes and finally I my search came to an end at Jhandu.
Nuts: Wasss up Dude?
Jhandu: Bol be Mittal. Kya hua? (What happened?)
(I dont know who stole his enthu)
Nuts: What about our project? When do we have to submit it?
Jhandu: Tomorrow. I will be going to Chawla today(He meant tonight).
Nuts: (getting the signal) Okay. We'll submit it tomorrow. Be ready at 11.
This project of mine will be remembered as a milestone in history. It took around 15 days to finish up and what I found in the end was a permanent buzzing buzzer. Sometimes the project worked in a completely opposite sense. The buzzer buzzed whenever it ought not to. Putting all things in simple words I can say that our project went to a trip and got drunk. It acted the way it wanted while we were there to control it.
I am very much afraid of my HOD and I am kind of frightened whenever she's around. But as it is very rightly said that "Necessity is the mother of invention", I just thought of the prank I used to perform in the hostel.
I kept Jhandu out of it and we reached the college in style. We had the biggest looking project. Before the Doom's day meeting, I took the project to a nearby plug and switched it ON. And what the F! The lights went off in a bang. The wire shorting trick always works. It was my time now. We took it to the HOD and then what happened is history.
Nuts: Good morning mam! We are here with our project before the deadline.
HOD: Switch it on. Tell me how it works.
(She has never given a reply to my Wishes)
Nuts: (Plugs in the socket.) Oh! There is no power. What do we do now?
I have a class in 10 minutes.
HOD: (Devilish face)When will the light come?
Nuts: (Knowing that it takes 15 minutes to turn the Gen Set On.)
How would I know that mam? I think its the cut that was announced.
Can we just tell you how it works orally?
We have already demonstrated a major portion of it before.
HOD: (After a long pause) Okay. Tell me.
And then we finished explaining the project to her within that 15 minutes deadline.
She was convinced by the major talks by me and told me to get the Certificate signed tomorrow and bring the project again. But this time I was quite relaxed as I knew what to do to fool her. I went today and performed the same short circuit wiring and I think she got a clue today (Why the hell does light go off 5 minutes before you come to meet me?). But how would I know about it? She signed the certificates without much ado.
I didnt wanted to fool her(hehe) but conditions were like that. Its dangerous but doing engineering in Electrical helps a lot. There was some risk of getting caught if someone would have just pulled the MCB switch up. But I knew no one will think like that. So it was kinda risk which paid off and that too well. Remember people "No risks, No accompalishments."
So what are you waiting for. Go Engineers go. Make some pranky projects.
Nuts
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Glimpses of 2009
Years have always went past,
Years will come and go,
Would I be the same saint,
Or someone lost long ago??
Being poetic is fun sometimes (actually always). Starting with a poem and moving on in life to a further stage called Blogging.
I have begun writing the story of my life. I don't know when will it get published. But it will someday, for sure.
Thanks to the so many new relations and friends who have supported me always. I never thought that I could write but now I can challenge Archer and Rowling (Wait and watch people). The credit goes to someone who has never commented on any post of mine. (I don't know why she doesn't).
An year so short and long at the same time. I wanted some moments to remain forever while some to never revert back. Success and Happiness are short lived for sure. But you have to thrive for excellence all time.
Some events changed my whole life. I still can't understand the feeling which I have for those events. (Don't ask me)
Long lasting memories with friends and foes, fights and fun at various places, frightening people and Fully Faaltu Dhamaal at Farji dinners won't be forgotten.
I tasted both cakes of failure and success at the same time. Won many hearts but lost some at the same time. I will try and win them back again.
Found a new feeling called Love (My God! Its really great.). People say that I express very well. But what the F! I am still unable to tell her what I feel(And By God! I think she knows because there are times when I have expressed feelings by using the 7th sense).
2009 showed me all emotions like Love, betrayal, hate, envy, win, lose and blah blah blah. I seriously didn't meant what I said at many times. People might get you wrong if you are an expressive person with well coordinated expressions for each word and thought that you convey. Sorry If I have hurt someone.
Software glitch (F you CAT), swine flu testing (Its a horrifying feeling), uncleared cut-off (3 marks), losing the Ceasar's cut and the Indian army case (Lt. Col. Nuts signed out) were some of the setbacks. These setbacks have really helped me in overcoming a lot of things. Failures can be good too.
Celebrated the best Birthday ever without a party. Thank you guys. May you be there with me all the times because my life has just begun.
Spent quality time with 2 of my bestest friends in Kota. I Really miss them a real lot (Love you both).
Some promises are always unbroken. So no new promises for the running year. A roof-top party, paper dance, crackers and loud music started the year 2010. It was great fun. Then a movie with my sister in which I cried like hell. But now "All Is Well."
Years have always went past,
Years will come and go,
Would I be the same saint,
Or someone lost long ago?
I have learned from you,
I have laughed with you,
I have cried with you,
I have danced with you,
I am somewhere stolen a small part of you.
My life is a blend,
Of all your life's bends.
Thank you everyone for being there,
Saving my life from becoming a doctrinaire.
These are just the glimpses. Wait for the story.
Nuts
Years will come and go,
Would I be the same saint,
Or someone lost long ago??
Being poetic is fun sometimes (actually always). Starting with a poem and moving on in life to a further stage called Blogging.
I have begun writing the story of my life. I don't know when will it get published. But it will someday, for sure.
Thanks to the so many new relations and friends who have supported me always. I never thought that I could write but now I can challenge Archer and Rowling (Wait and watch people). The credit goes to someone who has never commented on any post of mine. (I don't know why she doesn't).
An year so short and long at the same time. I wanted some moments to remain forever while some to never revert back. Success and Happiness are short lived for sure. But you have to thrive for excellence all time.
Some events changed my whole life. I still can't understand the feeling which I have for those events. (Don't ask me)
Long lasting memories with friends and foes, fights and fun at various places, frightening people and Fully Faaltu Dhamaal at Farji dinners won't be forgotten.
I tasted both cakes of failure and success at the same time. Won many hearts but lost some at the same time. I will try and win them back again.
Found a new feeling called Love (My God! Its really great.). People say that I express very well. But what the F! I am still unable to tell her what I feel(And By God! I think she knows because there are times when I have expressed feelings by using the 7th sense).
2009 showed me all emotions like Love, betrayal, hate, envy, win, lose and blah blah blah. I seriously didn't meant what I said at many times. People might get you wrong if you are an expressive person with well coordinated expressions for each word and thought that you convey. Sorry If I have hurt someone.
Software glitch (F you CAT), swine flu testing (Its a horrifying feeling), uncleared cut-off (3 marks), losing the Ceasar's cut and the Indian army case (Lt. Col. Nuts signed out) were some of the setbacks. These setbacks have really helped me in overcoming a lot of things. Failures can be good too.
Celebrated the best Birthday ever without a party. Thank you guys. May you be there with me all the times because my life has just begun.
Spent quality time with 2 of my bestest friends in Kota. I Really miss them a real lot (Love you both).
Some promises are always unbroken. So no new promises for the running year. A roof-top party, paper dance, crackers and loud music started the year 2010. It was great fun. Then a movie with my sister in which I cried like hell. But now "All Is Well."
Years have always went past,
Years will come and go,
Would I be the same saint,
Or someone lost long ago?
I have learned from you,
I have laughed with you,
I have cried with you,
I have danced with you,
I am somewhere stolen a small part of you.
My life is a blend,
Of all your life's bends.
Thank you everyone for being there,
Saving my life from becoming a doctrinaire.
These are just the glimpses. Wait for the story.
Nuts
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Overwhelmed!!
18th Dec.
11:59:57
Tik tok
Tik tok
tik tok
19th Dec
00:00:00
I am 22 now.
Happy Birthday to me.
Finally I have got some time to wish myself a happy birthday.
College exams and some other competitive exams took over all the fun which was planned. But thanks to some of our teachers who were lenient enough to provide us with the question paper an hour before the exams.
Wishes started flowing from 11:00 pm on 18th and the devil didn't let me rest until the 20th morning. This post of mine is dedicated to all my friends who called and wished me on my birthday.
As promised earlier, I am writing down the names of people who called me in chronological order. But before that I must mention my parents and my Bhaiya and Bhabhi who have always stood behind me in the gravest of situations. Without their support I could not have achieved whatever I have in my short duration. My intellect come from my father and the writing skills from my mother. The caring nature comes from my Brother and practicality from my Bhabhi. I love you very much.
Now for the friends. Here is the list.
1) Ankit a.k.a Painjon (wished me at 11)
2) Neha a.k.a Talli (She has been the first for the second time..)
3) Gazal a.k.a Nanu (15 missed calls and then a message, Sweet friend)
4) Vinita a.k.a Rajputani (Whenever she called I was busy with someone else)
5) Manita a.k.a Sweetie
6) Samreen a.k.a Sam
7) Ashish a.k.a Kauwa
8) Jitendra a.k.a Draupadi
9) Neha a.k.a Teacher
10)Rishabh a.k.a Jai Veer (Is this name for real man?)
11)Rohit a.k.a Captain (Same story of being busy)
12)Pulkit a.k.a Pullu (We celebrated it much before man, Thanks)
13)Shaifali a.k.a ----
14)Parul a.k.a Sister (It felt great talking to you sis)
15)Pushplata a.k.a pushpa
16)Aditi a.k.a Rimpi
17)Megha a.k.a Meghi
18)Ritika a.k.a Chinki
19)Ankit a.k.a Scientist (My oldest school mate)
20)Deepanshu a.k.a Deepu ()My best friend)
21)Parshvi a.k.a Paro (How sweet..)
22)Deepshikha a.k.a Deepa (Better than anyone)
23)Rahul a.k.a Junior
24)Nishant a.k.a Chughi (You'll surely get a party dude)
25)Ankita a.k.a Lnda Goodman (Horos do work)
26)Priyanka a.k.a Dinki D
27)Richa a.k.a Delicacy
28)Aditya a.k.a Adi Bhai
29)Gaurav a.k.a Khandu
30)Anant a.k.a Dare Devil
31)Naufil a.k.a Chacha
32)Khushi D a.k.a Khush
33)Mayanka D a.k.a Mickey Mouse
34)Veena D a.k.a Hong Kong
35)Anjali a.k.a Shakira
36)Sandhya a.k.a Sandy Singh
37)Manali a.k.a Shimla (Unexpected)
38)Shweta a.k.a Bubble Gum
39)Priyanka a.k.a ____
40)Nikhil a.k.a Aglaa
41)Amit a.k.a Body Builder
42)Ankita a.k.a Miss Infosys
43)Subrato a.k.a Chachu
44)Barkha a.k.a Bakra
45)Prachi a.k.a Phodu (Dont Hit me. Its true..)
46)Vinita a.k.a Chatter patter (you are the queen..)
47)Vyom a.k.a Chuha (Various numbers dont work dude.)
48)Praveen a.k.a Gunda
49)Shrey a.k.a Sherry (Balance Over)
50)Divya a.k.a _____
51)Anant a.k.a Teddy
52)Nidhi a.k.a Lost (Even though I reminded her, but thats normal)
53)Shweta D a.k.a Friend
54)Prateek a.k.a Tunnn (We Rock dude..)
55)Prashant a.k.a Pasu (Hard work pays)
56)Tushar a.k.a Bhaiya (Expected the first from you)
57)Ashutosh a.k.a Lambu
58)Pragati a.k.a Billi
59)Prashant Bhaiya a.k.a jindal Steel
60)All my lovely bhabhies and would b bhabhies (I am your youngest Dewar, so beware)
For all those who messaged, scrapped or wrote on my wall, thanks a ton.
There are many other names to write but the post will go longer and longer.
I could not leave the devil even for a minute. The invigilators allowed me to attend calls while I was giving exam.
Many new experinces and many new happening to share with you lot, but I fell ill and couldn't concentrate on anything properly.
What I can say is that I am Overwhelmed and hope all of you people call me again on my next birthday.
Nuts
11:59:57
Tik tok
Tik tok
tik tok
19th Dec
00:00:00
I am 22 now.
Happy Birthday to me.
Finally I have got some time to wish myself a happy birthday.
College exams and some other competitive exams took over all the fun which was planned. But thanks to some of our teachers who were lenient enough to provide us with the question paper an hour before the exams.
Wishes started flowing from 11:00 pm on 18th and the devil didn't let me rest until the 20th morning. This post of mine is dedicated to all my friends who called and wished me on my birthday.
As promised earlier, I am writing down the names of people who called me in chronological order. But before that I must mention my parents and my Bhaiya and Bhabhi who have always stood behind me in the gravest of situations. Without their support I could not have achieved whatever I have in my short duration. My intellect come from my father and the writing skills from my mother. The caring nature comes from my Brother and practicality from my Bhabhi. I love you very much.
Now for the friends. Here is the list.
1) Ankit a.k.a Painjon (wished me at 11)
2) Neha a.k.a Talli (She has been the first for the second time..)
3) Gazal a.k.a Nanu (15 missed calls and then a message, Sweet friend)
4) Vinita a.k.a Rajputani (Whenever she called I was busy with someone else)
5) Manita a.k.a Sweetie
6) Samreen a.k.a Sam
7) Ashish a.k.a Kauwa
8) Jitendra a.k.a Draupadi
9) Neha a.k.a Teacher
10)Rishabh a.k.a Jai Veer (Is this name for real man?)
11)Rohit a.k.a Captain (Same story of being busy)
12)Pulkit a.k.a Pullu (We celebrated it much before man, Thanks)
13)Shaifali a.k.a ----
14)Parul a.k.a Sister (It felt great talking to you sis)
15)Pushplata a.k.a pushpa
16)Aditi a.k.a Rimpi
17)Megha a.k.a Meghi
18)Ritika a.k.a Chinki
19)Ankit a.k.a Scientist (My oldest school mate)
20)Deepanshu a.k.a Deepu ()My best friend)
21)Parshvi a.k.a Paro (How sweet..)
22)Deepshikha a.k.a Deepa (Better than anyone)
23)Rahul a.k.a Junior
24)Nishant a.k.a Chughi (You'll surely get a party dude)
25)Ankita a.k.a Lnda Goodman (Horos do work)
26)Priyanka a.k.a Dinki D
27)Richa a.k.a Delicacy
28)Aditya a.k.a Adi Bhai
29)Gaurav a.k.a Khandu
30)Anant a.k.a Dare Devil
31)Naufil a.k.a Chacha
32)Khushi D a.k.a Khush
33)Mayanka D a.k.a Mickey Mouse
34)Veena D a.k.a Hong Kong
35)Anjali a.k.a Shakira
36)Sandhya a.k.a Sandy Singh
37)Manali a.k.a Shimla (Unexpected)
38)Shweta a.k.a Bubble Gum
39)Priyanka a.k.a ____
40)Nikhil a.k.a Aglaa
41)Amit a.k.a Body Builder
42)Ankita a.k.a Miss Infosys
43)Subrato a.k.a Chachu
44)Barkha a.k.a Bakra
45)Prachi a.k.a Phodu (Dont Hit me. Its true..)
46)Vinita a.k.a Chatter patter (you are the queen..)
47)Vyom a.k.a Chuha (Various numbers dont work dude.)
48)Praveen a.k.a Gunda
49)Shrey a.k.a Sherry (Balance Over)
50)Divya a.k.a _____
51)Anant a.k.a Teddy
52)Nidhi a.k.a Lost (Even though I reminded her, but thats normal)
53)Shweta D a.k.a Friend
54)Prateek a.k.a Tunnn (We Rock dude..)
55)Prashant a.k.a Pasu (Hard work pays)
56)Tushar a.k.a Bhaiya (Expected the first from you)
57)Ashutosh a.k.a Lambu
58)Pragati a.k.a Billi
59)Prashant Bhaiya a.k.a jindal Steel
60)All my lovely bhabhies and would b bhabhies (I am your youngest Dewar, so beware)
For all those who messaged, scrapped or wrote on my wall, thanks a ton.
There are many other names to write but the post will go longer and longer.
I could not leave the devil even for a minute. The invigilators allowed me to attend calls while I was giving exam.
Many new experinces and many new happening to share with you lot, but I fell ill and couldn't concentrate on anything properly.
What I can say is that I am Overwhelmed and hope all of you people call me again on my next birthday.
Nuts
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Foes to Friends.
"Love can heal anything." This line is unonymously used in almost all bollywood movies. The application of this seemed hypothetical to me until the 7th of December.
Interesting things and events occur while I am with the Devil. This time again that special someone was on the line and I was just roaming about near my father's office waiting for him to get free from his work. While talking I saw my father coming down (winding up the talks) and he handed me the keys of our Car as he was leaving for some other work. I was asked to wait again and my stomach knew no bounds of hunger. So I decided to park the car and and eat something 'CHATPATA'.
As I parked the car and came out of it, I saw a huge, drunk, black (although color doesn't matter) man standing in front of me with folded hands and a helmet on his head. He removed his helmet and with a heavy tone :
Mr. Black: Take the car out of my sight.
[An angry black man double my size, get ready to fight Lt. Nuts]
Me: What? Is this place yours?
[Black man getting furious]
Mr. Black: Don't you dare raise my anger. I told you, just do as I say.
[Removing my watch and opening a shirt's button]
Me: What the hell can you do? There are other cars parked here already. I am not going anywhere else.
[Confidently turning a back to him]
Mr. Black: *Some abuses*
[Removes his helmet and run towards me. Are you going to kill me?]
Me: Wait there. Whats your problem dude? Arey arey.....
[There was no stopping him and I had to dodge him. Again the same abuses.]
Mr. Black: Take the car out I say or i will break either your head or the car's glasses. Just don't dare park here. All the bankers park their vehicles here and I can't even shit properly. Tell the bank to make a parking place here.
[So its a serious matter involving shit.]
Me: Okay. Let me park and I'll surely take your words to the authority. Actually I came here for the tender published by the bank for making a parking slot out here.
[I don't know what made me say this. But it worked like anything.]
Mr Black: [Less furious now] What? You are here for making a parking??
[The effect was fast. And i used it to the fullest.]
Me: Yes. I am a contractor. Here to talk about the thing what troubles you the most.
Don't worry I am taking my car out of here. I will sort out something and will look for a new place where cars can be parked. It generates a lot of money you see. Around 10-12 thousand a month.
[I opened the car gates and he came running to me.
Mr. Black: Sir, please forgive me. 'Ye to meri Daaru bol rahi thi.' Tell me where do you want to park the car. I will do it sir.
[Movies can turn into reality, Jaane tu....]
Me: Okay. Leave the car here only. There is still some time for me to go up there. I am going to eat something. I will surely put your name at the top in parking providers list.
[Confidence building up now, Felix Felicis]
Mr. Black: Thank you sir! I know a man who makes great burgers. He's my friend. I will take you to his shop.
[I am so naughty *grin*]
Me: Okay.
And then I had a burger better than any Subways in the world (When things are free, they become even better). He was confident that something good is going to happen in a few days. I assured him that Govt. things take time and it might take 6-7 months for the tender to pass (by then I will complete my engineering). I took his word that he won't be bad with the bankers and will let people park their cars at that place of construction.
Although I fooled him, it was the love that was there in my "chikni chupdi" talks that made him throw his weapons. I kept my word of conveying his message to the authorities. All of them laughed like nuts. They couldn't believe my way of handling him as there had been accidents with people tackling him.
I don't know the kind of treachery I used. Obviously I didn't wanted to hurt his feelings. The authorities agreed on my point (shit matters). To my astonishment, the bank has issued a tender regarding the parking place.
When I went there yesterday, He greeted me well and asked me about the proceedings in parking case. I could say nothing but gave him an assuring smile. and one more thing, his name was KAALU (no sentiments hurt, I hope)
How much time does it take to become a Foe? I don't know the answer. But I know the time it takes to turn Foe to a Friend. Let Love Prevail....
Nuts
Interesting things and events occur while I am with the Devil. This time again that special someone was on the line and I was just roaming about near my father's office waiting for him to get free from his work. While talking I saw my father coming down (winding up the talks) and he handed me the keys of our Car as he was leaving for some other work. I was asked to wait again and my stomach knew no bounds of hunger. So I decided to park the car and and eat something 'CHATPATA'.
As I parked the car and came out of it, I saw a huge, drunk, black (although color doesn't matter) man standing in front of me with folded hands and a helmet on his head. He removed his helmet and with a heavy tone :
Mr. Black: Take the car out of my sight.
[An angry black man double my size, get ready to fight Lt. Nuts]
Me: What? Is this place yours?
[Black man getting furious]
Mr. Black: Don't you dare raise my anger. I told you, just do as I say.
[Removing my watch and opening a shirt's button]
Me: What the hell can you do? There are other cars parked here already. I am not going anywhere else.
[Confidently turning a back to him]
Mr. Black: *Some abuses*
[Removes his helmet and run towards me. Are you going to kill me?]
Me: Wait there. Whats your problem dude? Arey arey.....
[There was no stopping him and I had to dodge him. Again the same abuses.]
Mr. Black: Take the car out I say or i will break either your head or the car's glasses. Just don't dare park here. All the bankers park their vehicles here and I can't even shit properly. Tell the bank to make a parking place here.
[So its a serious matter involving shit.]
Me: Okay. Let me park and I'll surely take your words to the authority. Actually I came here for the tender published by the bank for making a parking slot out here.
[I don't know what made me say this. But it worked like anything.]
Mr Black: [Less furious now] What? You are here for making a parking??
[The effect was fast. And i used it to the fullest.]
Me: Yes. I am a contractor. Here to talk about the thing what troubles you the most.
Don't worry I am taking my car out of here. I will sort out something and will look for a new place where cars can be parked. It generates a lot of money you see. Around 10-12 thousand a month.
[I opened the car gates and he came running to me.
Mr. Black: Sir, please forgive me. 'Ye to meri Daaru bol rahi thi.' Tell me where do you want to park the car. I will do it sir.
[Movies can turn into reality, Jaane tu....]
Me: Okay. Leave the car here only. There is still some time for me to go up there. I am going to eat something. I will surely put your name at the top in parking providers list.
[Confidence building up now, Felix Felicis]
Mr. Black: Thank you sir! I know a man who makes great burgers. He's my friend. I will take you to his shop.
[I am so naughty *grin*]
Me: Okay.
And then I had a burger better than any Subways in the world (When things are free, they become even better). He was confident that something good is going to happen in a few days. I assured him that Govt. things take time and it might take 6-7 months for the tender to pass (by then I will complete my engineering). I took his word that he won't be bad with the bankers and will let people park their cars at that place of construction.
Although I fooled him, it was the love that was there in my "chikni chupdi" talks that made him throw his weapons. I kept my word of conveying his message to the authorities. All of them laughed like nuts. They couldn't believe my way of handling him as there had been accidents with people tackling him.
I don't know the kind of treachery I used. Obviously I didn't wanted to hurt his feelings. The authorities agreed on my point (shit matters). To my astonishment, the bank has issued a tender regarding the parking place.
When I went there yesterday, He greeted me well and asked me about the proceedings in parking case. I could say nothing but gave him an assuring smile. and one more thing, his name was KAALU (no sentiments hurt, I hope)
How much time does it take to become a Foe? I don't know the answer. But I know the time it takes to turn Foe to a Friend. Let Love Prevail....
Nuts
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