Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Foes to Friends.

"Love can heal anything." This line is unonymously used in almost all bollywood movies. The application of this seemed hypothetical to me until the 7th of December.
Interesting things and events occur while I am with the Devil. This time again that special someone was on the line and I was just roaming about near my father's office waiting for him to get free from his work. While talking I saw my father coming down (winding up the talks) and he handed me the keys of our Car as he was leaving for some other work. I was asked to wait again and my stomach knew no bounds of hunger. So I decided to park the car and and eat something 'CHATPATA'.

As I parked the car and came out of it, I saw a huge, drunk, black (although color doesn't matter) man standing in front of me with folded hands and a helmet on his head. He removed his helmet and with a heavy tone :

Mr. Black: Take the car out of my sight.

[An angry black man double my size, get ready to fight Lt. Nuts]

Me: What? Is this place yours?

[Black man getting furious]

Mr. Black: Don't you dare raise my anger. I told you, just do as I say.

[Removing my watch and opening a shirt's button]

Me: What the hell can you do? There are other cars parked here already. I am not going anywhere else.

[Confidently turning a back to him]

Mr. Black: *Some abuses*

[Removes his helmet and run towards me. Are you going to kill me?]

Me: Wait there. Whats your problem dude? Arey arey.....

[There was no stopping him and I had to dodge him. Again the same abuses.]

Mr. Black: Take the car out I say or i will break either your head or the car's glasses. Just don't dare park here. All the bankers park their vehicles here and I can't even shit properly. Tell the bank to make a parking place here.

[So its a serious matter involving shit.]

Me: Okay. Let me park and I'll surely take your words to the authority. Actually I came here for the tender published by the bank for making a parking slot out here.

[I don't know what made me say this. But it worked like anything.]

Mr Black: [Less furious now] What? You are here for making a parking??

[The effect was fast. And i used it to the fullest.]

Me: Yes. I am a contractor. Here to talk about the thing what troubles you the most.
Don't worry I am taking my car out of here. I will sort out something and will look for a new place where cars can be parked. It generates a lot of money you see. Around 10-12 thousand a month.

[I opened the car gates and he came running to me.

Mr. Black: Sir, please forgive me. 'Ye to meri Daaru bol rahi thi.' Tell me where do you want to park the car. I will do it sir.

[Movies can turn into reality, Jaane tu....]

Me: Okay. Leave the car here only. There is still some time for me to go up there. I am going to eat something. I will surely put your name at the top in parking providers list.

[Confidence building up now, Felix Felicis]

Mr. Black: Thank you sir! I know a man who makes great burgers. He's my friend. I will take you to his shop.

[I am so naughty *grin*]

Me: Okay.

And then I had a burger better than any Subways in the world (When things are free, they become even better). He was confident that something good is going to happen in a few days. I assured him that Govt. things take time and it might take 6-7 months for the tender to pass (by then I will complete my engineering). I took his word that he won't be bad with the bankers and will let people park their cars at that place of construction.

Although I fooled him, it was the love that was there in my "chikni chupdi" talks that made him throw his weapons. I kept my word of conveying his message to the authorities. All of them laughed like nuts. They couldn't believe my way of handling him as there had been accidents with people tackling him.

I don't know the kind of treachery I used. Obviously I didn't wanted to hurt his feelings. The authorities agreed on my point (shit matters). To my astonishment, the bank has issued a tender regarding the parking place.

When I went there yesterday, He greeted me well and asked me about the proceedings in parking case. I could say nothing but gave him an assuring smile. and one more thing, his name was KAALU (no sentiments hurt, I hope)

How much time does it take to become a Foe? I don't know the answer. But I know the time it takes to turn Foe to a Friend. Let Love Prevail....

Nuts

55 comments:

PARUL said...

really nyc exprnc...:)
And as alwz (besides th content)luvd th thought-"Foes to Friends"..lovely..:)

Disguise said...

I loved this post :)

Tara said...

lovely one !!

Nipun said...

@parul
Thank you very much sis!
Life mein na ho aaram to idea aate hain....:)

Nipun said...

@disguise
Great to know that you loved the post.
Thank you for visiting my blog.
Keep visiting..

Nipun said...

@tara
Thanx a lot..

Sorcerer said...

well!! See..thats how brain functions in some major [beep] ups.
survival instinct man..!!! survival instinct..

always believe in the instincts..

Chanz said...

wow... that was a brave act..this incident of urs reminds me of Munnabhai's jaadu ki jhappi... In the movie when munnabhai gave a jaddu ki jhappi to the sweeper in the hospital..

Loved this post...

Nipun said...

@sorcerer
Yes, I agree.
Instinct is the word and it worked for me.
Survival instinct rules...
Thanx man..

Nipun said...

@chanz
It surely was brave yaar.
I dont know how I gathered thart much courage.
Munnabhai Rocked d nation and so will I one day(Not just the nation, the globe) *Wink*
thanx again..

Shivani said...

Whoa.. u have caliber man.. what did you say you're doing ? Engineering???

Total waste of your capabilities man.. I'm telling you .. be a politician or a marketing executive or anything that needs "jugaadbaazi" ;-)

Fun post .. Loved this one too

Keep writing !!

priyanka said...

hehe...really gud...ultimate exprnc.. :)
n i totally agree wid shivani...

Nipun said...

@shivani
Hmmmm.
I gave it a thought once that engineering ain't my field.
Some Pundit also told me that i will be a politician some day for sure.
I want to be both that you have suggested.
I will be doing an MBA in marketing and then will join politics after some time.
Thanx for ur valuable comments..

Nipun said...

@priyanka
Thank you ji..
U still home or gone?

keshav said...

Greate dear kya likhta hai bhai maja aa gaya. why u chose engg. tujhe to writter hona chahie tha.
you will be a greate writter one day, so take the advantage of recession time. byeee mr. engg.

Nipun said...

@keshav
I am trying hard.
But ab degree to khatm krni hi padegi na.
Recession mein books ki sale bhi kum ho jati h..
Thanx bro..

oRange* said...

WOW! good going nipun ;)
this reminds me of imran khan in jaane tu :P

Nipun said...

@orange
This is what i thought at tat tym..
Jaane tu...
Reference given in the post..
Thnx orange..

ankita said...

u did gr8 yr...n i really can expect dis only from u!!!
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.
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dis post of urs is a SUPER DUPER HIT!!!!
so many comments in just a day!!! gud going!!!! :)

ankita said...

n by d way::: who's d "special sum1" ??? ;)

Pratik Gupta said...

bahut pitega lala.....:)

Nipun said...

@ankita
Thanx yaar.
Its a kind of a scene enactment..
About comments I can just say that 'Keep Watching'..
That special sum1 bhi h koi..
Let her know first.
Will surely tell u..

Nipun said...

@prarik bhai
Lets c wat happens..
Dis tym to kaam kr gaya.
Why don't u try dis out once?
Its shear fun bhaiya once u accomplish 2 things at a tym..:)

D.A said...

Nice. Do you major in disaster management? :P

Nipun said...

@DA
I don't know till now.
Its just the basic instinct.
Now I m thinking to do a masters in ur suggested topic..
God Is Gr8..
Thnx for the visit..

Lana said...

cool
i like this post and your blog!

A New Beginning said...

Hey Thats a really nice post! A very interesting, funfilled and meaningful one..hope you complete your studies soon and make more people happy...parking is a big problem indeed!

Manita said...

lyk alwz...dis was also vry nice
things realy work 4 u...luck is wid u bt let mr.black read dis.
vry wel expressed...

Manita said...

lyk alwz...dis was also vry nice
things realy work 4 u...luck is wid u bt let mr.black read dis.
vry wel expressed...

Nipun said...

@lana
Thanx a lot..
Thanx for visiting the blog.
Keep visiting..

Nipun said...

@sana
Thanks a lot for visiting.
Hope the studies soon get over.
I m reaching saturation level after all...:)
Keep commenting.

Nipun said...

@Manita
Hope u have given it a thorough reading..
I knw Mr. Black can't read..
Thats why i've written..
thnx for ur vry first comment dear..

p.s. Even though the comment was posted twice, i m not going to remove it..

Tangerine said...

good one!! And I shud also add that u r very brave!

Nipun said...

@Tangerina
Thanx...

gazal said...

rocket singh ban gaya h tu....
great yar.......wat a experience

Nipun said...

@ Gazal
Hehehe!!
Havent seen d movie yet..
Lets c...
Thnx anyways...

Secretia said...

Pretty cool blog, I like it. I'll follow you too.

Thanks for following my blog, Secret Story Time!

Secretia

Nipun said...

@secretia
thnx..
Luvd ur blog too..

Vijay said...

Hi.. I just visited ur blog.. It sounds Great.. Hope u too will Visit my blog..

Nipun said...

@ vijay
thnx man..

niyati said...

Hey nipun.. nice to find you on my blog!! Thanks for those compliments.. Hoping to see you around..!
About this one:
"Smartness with attitude is all that matters." You did the same..hahahah.. And the best part I liked: You kept your word of conveying the message. Keep it up. Great post!!

Love,
niyati :)

Antarman said...

very nice, and loved your thouught..spread the word:)

Shweta Shetty said...

Hey nice blog...Shows your presence of mind.
Thanks for dropping by mine!
Keep visiting!
http://shweta-kaleidoscope.blogspot.com/

Nipun said...

@niyati
Thnx a ton..
U deserve wat i wrote..
And yes d msg needs to be conveyed arnd the globe in any way possible..
Hope 2 c u arnd..

Nipun said...

@antarman
This is wat my antarman told me to do..
With sum instinct i did it.

Nipun said...

@ Shweta
thnx for the comments..
U will surely be watching me arnd ur blog.

workhard said...

Oh wow.. tell me thats fictional....

Enjoyed reading it...:)



Work from home India

Chandrika Shubham said...

Great words constructed a great post. :) Foes can be made friends with politeness only.

Best wishes.

Nipun said...

@Work hard
No thats not..
Fiction may become a fact sometimes..
Thnx..

Nipun said...

@chandrika
Thnx for visiting my blog..
Yes, its true..
Foes can obviously be turnes to friends..

And with this I complete a 50 of comments...

ankita said...

arre wah!!! half century!!!! congos!!

Chandrika Shubham said...

Congrates on half century. :)

pushplata said...

loved the post n congrats for half century

Nipun said...

@ ALL
thnx a lot.....

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