Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Delhi- 06

I know I get late in postings but then what the hell should I do. I am "Busy without work" these days. I think I'll need some sleeping pills because of her. I don't know whether it's her exams or mine. Phew.

So after all that Afghani look shit (refer DB:5), I resumed my responsibilities and after being completely satisfied by the operation results (as told by the Doctor and my cousin), I left the 5* hospital because no one was allowed to meet my Mamaji for the nest 3 days (ICCU). It was a very big relief to our whole family. I was completely pissed off with the hospital. Its not just about the sexy nurses and doctors. A hospital is the place where some life begins their journey while some ends.

I returned home (again standing in the DTC) eying all the Delhi Bellies (Don't beat me for that). I made up my mind to have a blast with my friends in Gaziabad. Kapoor and Gupta were waiting for this day eagerly. We had planned a Booze party and it was time for us to raise the toast. Actually its the capital which persuades me to go for alcohol because of the cheapness. We met and headed directly to the 'Theka' and brought a 'FUEL ka Khamba.' I thought that we were 4 people but we were 3. Mahajan skipped the temptation and insisted on cold drink and 'Aloo Chana.'

The place where we were partying has some sort of construction jinx, I think. Construction is always going on there and the structure looks the same every time. We sat near the valley part of the site and were talking about love and relations. But our talks went ahead of everything and I didn't realised when did er entered the Indian politics. We talked about every thing that was happening and after 3 FUEL injections, also about the things which were not. The glasses were getting emptied in a row. While the 3 Idiots tried to stop me from further shots, I was in no way under control. I knew I was in control of someone else. My head couldn't find a direction to rest. It was tilting in a direction where wind was flowing. I felt so fucking relaxed that time. I could hear some voices saying that "Mittal to out ho gaya" (Mittal has gone on a ride). While they were betting on my puke stopping capacity, I felt like a fire was burning inside my body everywhere and that I was a dragon who needed to throw that fire out. I puked at the floor after many attempts to stop. The sound that came was like a lion roaring in severe in digestion. I ran down the valley and puked 3-4 times more.

While I was on a recovery path, I saw Gupta hurrying down and puking his lungs out. Kapoor was in full form and he drank mine and Gupta's leftovers also (Don't feel so proud reading this you asshole). We somewhat recovered and went to a garden nearby where I slept. I don't know what these people were doing that time. I saw the pics and can tell that they were obviously playing jokes on me. Not being used too such things, I was feeling terrible that time. I could barely walk that time. Because I had to leave for Ajmer the same day, they got me settled in a bus which left me at bhaiya's place. I somehow reached the house and had a free fall on the bed.

I woke up after 5 hours and saw my brother ready with some good fighting moves. But I was walking Anesthesia who had no pains of any sort. The pain which could be felt by me was the pain in the heart. I puked around 20 times while at home too. Even 3-4 pills of the best anti-vomit tablets lost their significance. Everything I had in my body was out and I felt like a feather in the air. I couldn't even eat properly. I felt so weak that even a newly born baby could lift me up. That was the time I made up my mind against drinking. I know it is far too late to say all this and apologize but, I have heard that it is never too late. I learned a lesson at the very beginning of my life. I am very sorry for everything I did in the past. I really am.

For Gupta and Kapoor I would just say that please folks leave all this. Lets be simple and live life in a different way which the world can't. Don't leave MOH and MAYA but we can surely leave this shit. There will be a time when the body will ask for alcohol rather than water. So think again dude. I don't want to get philosophical on this. I know you both will listen to me at least once. Please..

So my Ajmer trip got canceled and I went shopping with Bhabhi the next day in the area called Silver Square, just kidding, Chandni Chowk. The name Delhi -06 comes from there only and I got to see the real Delhi for the first time. The true colors of our culture are seen here. Temples, Mosques, Gurudwaras and everything is there. Life in Delhi-06 could be so fast, I never imagined. I just love the movie Delhi -6 due to its cinematography now. I could identify one or two places in the movie where even I had a chance to leave my footsteps. Didn't saw any Sonam kapoor but there were even better.

I don't feel like going away from the capital for many reasons (Bhaiya-bhabhi, DTC buses, Girls, Friends, Life, culture and so many other things to explore). I don't want to harm any person's personal feelings here but I have just written about my perception of the place and events that took place there. These posts don't serve any purpose to harm any person. So here is me finishing up my Delhi Belly series and what better to finish it with a song from Delhi-06 which says " Ye Dilli H Mere Yaar, Bus Ishq, Mohabbat, Pyaar."

Nuts...:)

60 comments:

Mr.Kapoor said...

lemme make u aware of one more fact if u dnt rembr tat...it ws me who took the pain of taking u upto that park.u were flying high during the whole road trip....u puked n jus in order to make sure that we are nt chrgd some hefty amount ovr tat i tried wiping it off with my leg with paper plate being the only contact force...asshole....

n yeah as far as ur msg is conecrned..gt that...bt knw wat...everythgn that glitters is nt gold n the way the thngs regrdng the drinks are interpreted are nt wat is actually thr..social drinking is smthng acceptable(thats wat i thnk) ...so mr.gupta and mr.kapoor are into it now...n blve me i really feel proud u bitch..:-)....!...

Chinmaya Dave said...

: )

mr.kapoor again said...

bt yes..thnx for the concern...muaah..love u ...

Nipun said...

@ Mr. Kapoor

I have not generalized any type of drinking whether acceptable or not. Its about me and my 2 friends who are a part of my family. I didn't remember much dude. I was lost in another world and u know that. Ab kya thnx bolna padega??
To le..
F u..
Hehehe

That'a a great news dude!!
I m proud of u..:)
Love u too..

Nipun said...

@ chinmaya

:) :) :)

ankita said...

i ws getting so angry ven u wr proudly describing ur drinking session, but thnk GOD u repented in d end!!!
wht in hell iz dis "Fuel ka khamba"??(dnt describe now!!! i know u wud b pleased 2 do dat..)
i lyk d way u described DELHI!!!
Delhi iz alwayz awsum!!
Delhi(+ NCR) ki gals bhi awsum!! ;)

Nipun said...

@ ankita

I am sorry yaar..:(
FUEL is a brand of Vodka.
I forgot the NCR region..
What you said is true dear.:)
Delhi+NCR..

sakhii•• said...

fun this was...u sound a typical delihite(in no bad sense i mean)...but d words u use and ur ideas...makes nything fun 2 read...!!...
keep visiting!!

Madhu said...

it was fun reading this..but u guys have blog tiffs. [Mr kapoor?].tee-hhe to that!

Farila said...

All lessons in life are not learned by sitting in classroom and watching beautiful girls.. few lessons have to be puked out LOL>
I have been spared the lesson of learning drinking is bad through puking because the smell itself makes me puke in advance. For some reason I have never been able to even stand near alcohol...

Nipun said...

@ sakhii

I should make this thing pretty clear that I am not a Delhite. I am a pure Haroti (Rajasthani). HEHE.
Thnx a lot sakhii..:)
So sweet of u.

Nipun said...

@ madhu

I didn't get what u meant by that?
Tiffs?? My vocab is Horrible. Please demystify this act...:(

Nipun said...

@ Farila mam

I got what u want to convey to me. I believe that some bad things are good to happen. They teach us a lot. I have been taught a lesson. With people like u around my space, I won't fall in it again..:)

Never even try this thing. It might taste well, but the after effects are just Hitch! HItch!

Rajat Jain said...

"It might taste well,"

I beg to differ :P

Nipun said...

@ rajat bhaiya

HEHEHE..
Which was ur first??
Then i can answer..:)

mr.kapoor said...

@madhu..blog tiffs??:p...why ???..nt really...i dont write..:-( lucky nuts...hehe..:-)
no seriously hats off to mr.mittal..he's a gem...just love the way he pen picturise everythng...i exist nowhr..

pushplata said...

i dont knw hw cn some1 drink so much n that too that tasteless thing.
bt its good that u r nt going to drink again.
gud boy

Nipun said...

@ Mr. Kapoor

Thanx mate..:)
I have read urs writing too..
start a blog and we'll see..:)
:) :) :)

Nipun said...

@ pushpa

I don't knw what the hell was I upto that time. Didn't knew k aisa ho jaega..
Thnx yaar..

A New Beginning said...

So youve got a grip on the kite of your life :)All the Best!

rohini said...

hey i agree with ankita...Delhi iz alwayz awsum!!
Delhi(+ NCR) ki gals bhi awsum!! ;)

god, i have gone 4 yrs down the memory lane...y??...coz i belonged to delhi b4 mrg..:-)

drinking sessions...handle them with care...all the best..

Nipun said...

@ a new beginning

Yeah!!
Kind of..:)
Thnx..

Nipun said...

@ rohini

I agree on the fact..:)
I took you to Delhi..
Awesome.
No more drinking sessions for me now..:)
Thnx..

Sorcerer said...

:)
has to read the parts I missed.

was busy with some project :(
cant get online to blog

Insignia said...

Drinking!! hmmm...do with care.
Delhi..i have never been there yet!! I know!! i am missing lot of things

Shivani said...

The way you've explained your drinking story, it seems like you either drunk by buckets and not glasses OR you had desi tharra ;-)

Good that you're thinking of quitting. One must not become slave of anything. If you drink socially and aren't addicted to it, then its cool..


Hmmm.. Chandni Chowk. I have to tell you that I feel some sort of connection with old delhi. Whenever I'm near or in that place, I get a sense of belonging - like maybe I lived here somehwere in my previous life. I know strange.. but true...

the gr8 1(mr.kapoor) said...

@mr.mittal..ye to aapka badbolapan..oopsss i mean badappan hai...hahhehehehahahah..:-)

Nipun said...

@ sorcy

Cool man..
Read them whenever u get time..:)

Nipun said...

@ insignia

I am not thinking.
I have already left..:)
U really have missed a lot by not being in Delhi..
The Capital rox..

Nipun said...

@ shivani

No it wasn't tharra. It was FUEL.
I couldn't handle even water if someone tells me that it is some sort of alcohol.
Yes, I was badly drunk..:(
I am done with these things.

About chandni chowk, i can say the same thing which u said. There is obviously some sort of connection..:)
Waise property rates kya hain wahan??

Nipun said...

@ kapoor the great

Thnx thnx bhai..
Mein sb janta hu.
Apan milke ek new blog start krte hain..:)

mittal-kapoor the blogging partners...:-) said...

@mr.mittal...offer in disguise for me..:-g

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Came by to say Hi and thanks for the follow!
Life Is "Nuts" sounds like an interesting blog!
I am now following you back!
Have a nice day!
Betty

mr.kapoor said...

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8888364695431694890&postID=1183952985631835855 ....

chck it out..srry to post here...i thnk its being spammed..delete the post afterwards...

Shivani said...

Dekhiye Mittal Saab..
I'm in IT industry, not the estate business.
By God..you're a typical baniya ...

Vaise.. pata chale property rates to merko bhi bata dena ;-)

Nipun said...

@ kapoor

No disguised offers.
I will pay u..
:)

Nipun said...

@ Shivani

HEHE!!
Be a jack of all trades..:)
Yeah!! I am one..:P
I am already planning to buy one now.;)
Will tell u for sure.."P

Nipun said...

@ Betty

Thnx a ton for the follow back..:)
Hi5's from me too..
Keep visiting and I will keep checking ur space..:)

mr,kapoor the sad man..:-( said...

f...u...c....k...."u"...:-(
paise k taraju pe toli tune meri kala...:-(

Nipun said...

@ kapoor the sad guy...

HEHEHEHE>
Same to u..:)
F.U...
Make a blog and send me the writers invite.
Wahan apan social topics uthate hain..:)

blunt edges said...

n u planning 2 quit drinking just coz of that??? :o

please temme u are kidding!

Nipun said...

@ blunt edges

Is dis 'just'?
Dude put urself in my position and try to envision..
I felt like a Volcano..:(
I have already left..:)

Nipun said...

Make it a half century..

@mr.kapoor..u rock the world...:-) said...

c this one proved to be the most readable n commentable blog.all thnx to mr.kapoor and mr.gupta...they rock the world they rock the universe...

Nipun said...

@ Kapoor the rocker..

Yeah dude!!
God knows what would have happened if you would not have been here..:P
Agree...:)

m sold off..:-) said...

as u said ..nthng in disguise...u need to pay me for this..:-)

@ease said...

ahaan.. good and a typical lukkha stuff..!!

@ease said...

also chk mine http://saints-in-n-out.blogspot.com/

Nipun said...

@ ease

Yeah!!
Lukkha stuff..:)
Will surely chek urs dude..
thnx for the follow.

Nipun said...

@ The Priceless guy

HEHEHEHE!!
Yeah! Lets meet and negotiate..

lucky 51(mr.kapoor) said...

lucky 51..:-)

ye lo bachha 51 ka pher pura hota hai..:-)jappy blogging...still waiting for ur reply

Nevine said...

Nipun - Okay, I just laughed my head off in some parts of this... but not because it was funny... rather, because it was familiar. You know, we all have similar experiences and thoughts, after all. It was really quite sad, actually. But sometimes we have to laugh at our ills so we don't go crazy, no? That's how I see it, now that I'm older and, hopefully, wiser! I enjoyed reading, Nipun. As always... You're a treasure!

Nevine

Nipun said...

@ Nevine

Receiving a compliment from you is a treasure for me. Thanks a lot for giving your time for reading my post.
I just love your writing and want to learn from you. I want to write poems like you. Teach me..:)

I agree with you that sometimes we have to laugh at our own ills. After all its the humor that keeps us alive. Your experiences teaches me a lot. The treasure is you..:)
Being a wiser and experienced being than me, You have to guide me.
Thanks a lot again..:)

Jaunty anima said...

Hey..busy wid nothing!!cool!same pinch.,..:D

N kya baat...what a msg it was...I thought it was another post of a guy boasting abt how many drinks he can gulp in one go...
But what a superb post man!!

Wud like to read more frm ya!!:D

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Pratik Gupta said...

Dont leave the drinking dude....we still have to meet and celebrate...you, me , Deepu, his freind ( if you know what I mean ) :)

Nipun said...

@ Jaunty Anima

Hi5s for the busy thingy..:)
Yeah! While writing that post, even I thought the same..:)
But there was a message that u got..:)
Thnx for liking..:)
Keep Visiting..

Nipun said...

@ Pratik Bhaiya

I think Breezer would be fine...:)
No more heavy..
Just back after a refusal. Its so hard to say no..:(
But Kudos to me that I did say 'No'.

Deepu ko to pakad hi lenge..
Don't worry bhai..:)

supriya said...

i am so sorry nippu first of all...for being extraaaaaa late in the comment...!!! kaan pakad k sorry..!!

and then...being your elder sis...i was quite annoyed at the "idea of celebration" you chose to do..but the conclusion gives you a standing ovation from my side..!!
well done boy...!!! whats better than learning from your experiences...!! m proud of you..!!
and last but not the least....what a series dude..!!! :D

Nipun said...

@ suppy di..

Never mind di..
I know aapki job lag gai h..
U seldom get tym..:(
Good to see u back..:)
M sorry that I did that..
I really am..
Hit me hard for that..
I think I got a lesson early..:)
It has helped me a lot...
Thnx di..