Friday, March 5, 2010

Delhi Belly 3

I know I am very late in posting Delhi Belly 3 but the connection I was using before this was pathetic. I tried to open the blog but it just refused to open up in front of me as if shy of me. I came to know one thing during this break that Facebook is faster than orkut in every sense whether its chat or any other features. Without wasting much time I am moving on to Delhi Belly 3 (DB 2 was the last post obviously).

Me: WOW!! Is that what you call a F*#@*&g Hospital? Are you sure we are at the right place?

Bhabhi: Yeah Nippu. Everything that you haven't seen exists here in Delhi. No need to go anywhere in the world.

Cafe Coffee Day on the left and some other chain cafe on the right, a big lounge with centrally AC facilities, guards checking the visitors every now and then, people from all countries and all the world class facilities at a place. It sure gave me the illusion of a Shopping Mall. But I read somewhere long time back, " All that glitters is not Gold." Is it Gold or is it not? Well may be Gold for some or may be not for some.

The scene I have just described is the inside of the Apollo Hospital. My eyes were really bursting out with the retina scanning every nook and corner of the place. I could see sexy doctors moving around. I never knew that Doctors could be so sexy. Glamourising the Doctor's white coat is what the Delhi Doctor's have done. For sometime I forgot what I was there for.

While I was scanning the place, I saw my Mamaji sitting on a chair. We rushed to him and he was like that finally someone has arrived to stand besides him at every time. He was so upset that his emotions came out at once. My eldest Mamaji was admitted here for a bye-pass surgery. He then told us about the current situations and I rushed to the Ward where he was admitted. You have to undergo two more security checks before meeting he patient. I met him and he looked as though he wasn't ill at all. He told me that this was the first time that someone has done his shaving on bed. He got a hair cut also which made him look like a 20 year old chap. Being a Baniya he was inquiring about the ACs fitted there. His mind was running fast to expand the business we have (Mittal- Apollo Hospitals..).

I sat with him for sometime and was sent back by a very beautiful new nurse. Her smile had the powers of healing people faster than any medicine. Her voice was like a song which could be heard a thousand number of times and then also the longing to hear it is the same.

Nurse: Your meeting time is over. Don't you make him laugh so much. This is not good for him.

Me: (Starting a conversation) Laughter ain't good?? I thought laughter is the best medicine.

Nurse: It is. But don't you know Bruce Lee died due to a laugh.

Me: Yeah! I know everything about him. His first movie was Fist of Fury.

Nurse: No no. It was The Big Boss mister.

Me: (I just knew 2 of his movie names) No ways. Its Enter the Dragon or Fist of Fury. (Yuppy, I finally started a conversation with her).

Nurse: No. I cant be wrong. I am sure it is Big Boss.

Me: I give up. You seem to be a big fan of him. Sounds good. A girl and a fan of Lee.

Nurse: Why cant I? I like action and Bruce is still the master of all.

Me: Which other actors do you like? I mean the Indian ones?

Nurse: I love SRK.

(Action and Romance? Can they go together?)

Me: Hmmmm. Kind of contradiction. I see two persons in you.

Nurse: Tell me about them right now.

Me: A fighter and a lover...
(WTF! What did I just said..)

Nurse: (smiles) Err. Yes, may be, no, kind of true. I was here to tell you about the time. Its over now. Please leave the place or I will lose my job.

Me: Hope to see you soon. Bbye

Nurse: Bye.

I wanted the conversation to be much longer. My mamaji was awestruck at this act. He was smiling at me while I was leaving. I knew I had to come back, not to meet her but Mamaji. It's a grave feeling when someone so close to your life is going for a major operation. I felt sorry that time for this act of mine. May be my Mamaji's jolly nature that time made me forget the reality. I felt sorry with myself but somethings just happen and you come to know about them a bit late.

Let me leave this post here because the real adventure is yet to start. It might get a bit longer but then "Ye Dilli H mere Yaar." This time I won't be late in further postings.



ankita said...

dt is so predictable from u,,, 2 flrt wid every beautiful gal u c.. btw how did u leave those sexy doctors?? ;)
jokes apart,, tell me abt mamaji,, how iz he now???

A New Beginning said...

Yup it's true all that glitters is not God, but the fact is that one who saves life is not a doctor...pray for your mamaji.
I wish him a speedy recovery and you loads of great interaction with cool nurses at apollo :)
Good Luck!

Madhu said...

long time?? well prayers that ur mamaji recovers soon..

and hey checkin out a nurse eh?? how does she look..the typican "Dil Mil gaye" types eh??

Nipun said...

@ ankita

U got me Ankita...:)
I couldn't approach all those sexy docs u see....:(
Mamaji is on the road to recovery.
Thnx yaar..

Nipun said...

@ A new beginning

Yes! I agree. It's someone else for sure. Thnx for ur wishes.
And the interaction part can go nowhere with me around..:)

Nipun said...

@ madhu

Was on Holi vacations..:)
Thnx for ur wishes..
The nurses were even better then the Dil Mil gae types...:P
Some of them were just phewwwww...

Samvedna said...

as soon as I read the description I knew you are talking about apollo, but then you also told the name...

Wish your mamaji a fast recovery.

In apollos, I have been to hyd, chennai and delhi and I prefer Hyderabad, it is old type but people are very good.

supriya said...

you are quite good at flirting boy..!!! lol..!!

Chanz said...

no supriya.. not just fliring... I think nipun will go way ahead than mere flirting.. umm..with the nurse.. and the sexy doctors too.. :P

Nipun said...

@ samvedna

thnx for ur wishes..
Why have u been going around in all these hospitals?

Nipun said...

@ supriya

I didnt knew dat I was flirting.
Actually I dont even knw how to...:('
PLease sum1 teach me..

Nipun said...

@ chanz

U dirty mind..
Lets c where I reach..
I m coming to delhi again..
Hope u pic me up this tym...:)

Insignia said...

Hospitals have come a long way to say "Please feel at home"

Feel at home!!!! in a hospital!!

Your conversation with the nurse was quite spontaneous and glad that it didnt get messed up!!

wishing your mamaji a speedy recovery

Nipun said...

@ insignia

Loved the sarcasm..
Yeah! It was gud but I didnt wanted it to get that way...:(

Thnx for the wishes..

Shivani said...

My mamaji also had his bye-pass surgery in Apollo Hospital some 12 years ago. Most of the wings were under construction then, but it was apparently the future 5-Star Hotel in our "punjabi family" language ;-)
The panel of cardiologists is good there. I'm sure your mamaji's operation will be successful :)
Good luck :)

And oye.. Good luck again ;) with that nurse. You Men * sulks *
Har chance pe dance huh?

Nipun said...

@ shivani

Still a part of it is under construction. This time it will be Barista out there....:)
Yeah, the cardios are good there and my mamaji is f9...

And yes, it wasn't Chance pe dance. It was Martial Arts...:)

Pratik Gupta said...

* Her smile had the powers of healing people faster than any medicine. *
Fk Man!! have you ever seen the nurses at college hospitals!! I wish I could be at mamaji's place except without the surgery thing...

PS: How is mamaji now??

Nipun said...

@ pratik bhaiya

Dekhi hain yaar. But this is what the difference is between Apollo and college hospitals. Visit to Apollo is absolutely free..
MAje lene ho to chale jana..:)

Mamaji is f9..:)

sakhii•• said...

later but soon:)

sakhii•• said...

seemns u love conversations:)
gud one...i like tht song....dilli hai mere yaaar!!
laughter is the best medicines....mayb doctors dun blieve tht:)

Nipun said...

@ sakhii

Nice to c u here again.
Yeah, I love them!!
Thnx dear!
Docs will soon start believing all this..:)
More Munna bhais needed.

Wat about ur exms?

Ashwin said...

Hey! Just landed in your blog!

Makes a good read!

Nipun said...

@ ashwin

Thnx dude!

Sorcerer said...

Good work!!! Good work..
Mogambo..Khush Hua!!!

Nipun said...

@ sir sorcy

Thnx Bogambo! (This is how I used to pronoune this word long tym back..:))
Abhi to aur khush hona baki h..

Farila said...

Good to see you are back and already running back of a nurse... LOL. Your posts are so different and fresh. Sending prayers to your mamaji...

Nipun said...

@ mam Farila

Thnx a lot..
Yeah m back and that too with a Big BAng..
Thnx for the wishes..:)

blunt edges said...

u didn't take her number??? DUDEEEE...WAKE UP!!!

Samvedna said...

I keep changing the cities so often, that i dont know any doctor, so for any thing even dental checkups also I go to Apollo only..even otherwise in families, somebody or other keeps having some health problem:)..I take them as they come as routine:)

Nipun said...

@ blunt edges

I just woke up at the right time.
My gf wud have killed me..:)
After all the series has not yet finished...:)

Nipun said...

@ samvedna

Got u..
Samajh gaya.
Big family..:)
Same here..
Apollos are awesome any way..

sakhi said...

my xams??
long way 2 go!!

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Smita Tewari said...

wonderful writing for one so young! u must publish this in book form.

Nipun said...

@ smita

thnx mam!!
keep visiting..:)

rohini said...

hahahaa...nice one....many years before i too had to visit hospitals for my dadiji and once for myself ...and really liked goign there...just to check the trainee drs their :-)...Honest confession...
read about mamaji....hope he gets well soon....
i m following u...
hope you find out time to chek my blogs too...
from the past few days i have been trying to comment but cant succeed....this time ...agn a try..lets any case if u get this time ....u will come to know that i really liked your recent visit mine too....

Nipun said...

@ rohini

thnx a ton.
Its really nice to c dat u had d same experience as me.
Mamaji is f9 nw.
Thn for folowing and engineers have lots of time to read or do stuff lyk dat..:)

Keep visiting.

Tangerine said...

Wishing ur uncle a speedy recovery!

And till then u have a good time ;)

Rinkal said...

this is my first visit to ur sapce and i loved it:)
do visit my both sapce

Nipun said...

@ tangerine

Thnx for the wishes..:)
The good tym is about to begin..

Nipun said...


Thnx for the visit Rinkal.
Will surely visit ur pages..:)

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